I was getting the boys ready for their showers (which means shucking them completely naked) and of course, like usual, they take the opportunity to run around the house naked while laughing and doing everything but what they're supposed to be doing-getting in the shower. Somehow Calvin made it into the office and I hadn't noticed that something was wrong until he came running towards me with the left side of his lip drooped down.
Let me remind you that I'm a nurse. My immediate thought-he's had a stroke!?!?!?!?! So, of course, I start freaking out a bit at this point. Okay, now you at least understand the context of the situation.
After a brief moment, I then realize that not only is his lip drooping but every one of his fingers is stuck to one another...Then it clicks: he found the super glue. Ahhh! WHAT TO DO!?!
More context: Calvin's…